This cross stitch pattern is full of the sayings of Cathy, a comics character from Cathy Guisewite. Some of the sayings are:
Your Mother knows what you're doing.
Only you can prevent datelessness.
Chocolate is my life.
Do not disturb. I'm busy wasting my time.
Please bother me... I'm trying to study.
For a delicious meal, remove apron and take me out to dinner.
I cooked... you clean up.
I survived yesterday.
